[ARENA] Only an expert can deal with the problem

[Diniz Ribeiro]

Enquanto seminarista universitário apenas me ocorre dizer: "perdoai-lhes,
Pai, que ele não sabem o que fazem."


2011/4/8 miguel leal <ml  virose.pt>

> Como comentário à imagem do Fernando, não me lembro de nada melhor do que a
> letra de uma música do último disco da Laurie Anderson (Homeland).
>
> Podem ouvi-la aqui:
> http://www.jango.com/music/Laurie+Anderson?l=0
>
> Diz quase tudo melhor do que qualquer 'seminarista' universitário :-)
>
> abs
>
> ml
>
>
>
> Salvo qualquer erro cometido por este não-especialista, aqui vai o texto
> completo:
>
> Only An Expert
> Homeland
> Laurie Anderson
> *
> *Now only an expert can deal with the problem
> Cause half the problem is seeing the problem.
> Only an expert can deal with the problem
> Only an expert can deal with the problem.
>
> So if there is no expert dealing with the problem
> It's really actually twice the problem.
> Cause only an expert can deal with the problem
> Only an expert can deal with the problem.
>
> In America we like solutions. We like solutions to problems.
> And there are so many companies that offer solutions
> Companies with names like: The Pet Solution, The Hair Solution
> The Debt Solution, The World Solution, The Sushi Solution.
> Companies with experts ready to solve these problems.
> Cause only an expert can see there's a problem
> And only an expert can deal with the problem
> Only an expert can deal with the problem
>
> Let's say you're invited to be on Oprah and you don't have a problem
>
> But you want to go on the show and so you need a problem
> And so you invent a problem. But if you're not an expert in problems
> You're probably not going to make up a very plausible problem
> And so you're probably going to get nailed
> You're going to get exposed
> And you're going to have to bow down and apologize
> And be for the public's forgiveness.
>
> Cause only an expert can deal with the problem
> And only an expert can deal with the problem
> And only an expert can deal with the problem.
>
> And on these shows, these shows that try to solve your problems
> The big question is always: How can I get control? How can I take control?
> But don't forget this is a question for the regular viewer
> The person who's barely getting by, the person who's watching shows
> About people with problems, the person who is one of the sixty percent
> Of the U.S. population 1.3 weeks away, 1.3 paychecks away, from a shelter.
> In other words a person with problems.
> So when experts say let's get to the root of the problem
> Let's take control of the problem cause if you take control of the problem
> You can solve the problem
> Often this doesn't work at aII because the situation is
> Completely out of control.
>
> Cause only an expert can deal with the problem
> And only an expert can deal with the problem
> And only an expert can deal with the problem.
>
> Now sometimes experts lend you money
> And sometimes they lend you lots of money
> And sometimes when the subprime mortgages collapse
> And banks close and businesses fail
> And the crisis spreads around the world–
> Sometimes other experts say:
> Find More lyrics at www.sweetslyrics.com <http://www.sweetslyrics.com/Laurie%20Anderson.html>
> Just because aII the markets crashed
> Doesn't mean it's necessarily a bad thing.
> And other experts say: Just because aII your friends were fired
> And your family's broke and we didn't see it coming
> Doesn't mean that we were wrong.
> And just because you lost your job and your house
> And all your savings doesn't mean you don't have to pay for the bailouts
> For the traders and thd bankers and the speculators.
> Clause only an expert can design a bailout
> And only an expert can expect a bailout
>
> Cause only an expert can deal with the problem
> And only an expert can deal with the problem
> And only an expert can deal with the problem.
>
> Only an expert. Only an expert. Only an expert.
> Only an expert. Only an expert. Only an expert.
>
> And sometimes when it's really really really really hot and it's July in
> January
> And there's no more snow and huge waves are wiping out cities
> And hurricanes are everywhere and everyone knows it's a problem–
> But if some of the experts say it's no problem
> And if other experts claim it's no problem or explain why it's no problem
> Then it's simply not a problem.
> But when an expert says it's a problem and makes a movie about the problem
> And wins an Oscar about the problem
> And gets the Nobel Prize about the problem
> Then all the other experts have to agree it is most likely a problem.
>
> Cause only an expert can deal with the problem
> And only an expert can deal with the problem
> And only an expert can deal with the problem.
>
> Even though a country can invade another country
> And flatten it and ruin it and create havoc and civil war in that other
> country
> If the experts say it isn't a problem and everyone agrees they're experts
> And good at seeing problems then invading those countries
> Is simply not a problem.
> And if a country tortures people and holds citizens without cause
> Or trial and sets up military tribunals this is also not a problem
> Unless there's an expert who sap: This is the beginning of a problem.
> Cause only an expert can deal with the problem
> And only an expert can deal with the problem
> And only an expert can deal with the problem.
>
> Cause only an expert can deal with the problem
> And only an expert can deal with the problem
> And only an expert can deal with the problem.
>
> Cause only an expert can see there's a problem
> And seeing the problem is half the problem.
> Cause only an expert can deal with the problem.
> Only an expert can deal with the problem.
>
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